Somethings need return policies

I don't want this thing anymore for its become to heavy to carry around.
This load you gave me way back when is driving me into the ground.
I don't want to seem ungrateful, hell, that would be so rude.
Its just that this thing that was supposed to make me happy has left me feeling subdued.
It helped my find a wife who gave me a daughter, together for ten long years.
Each one growing worse than before, thanks to the cheating, and my salty tears.
Soon I met another, and I figured that this time everything would be okay.
Until I found out that she slept with my friend a few times and he turned out to be gay.
Each year I gain more weight, and my run has slowed to a crawl.
but I guess its cool because I got smarter so I just learned how to stall.
This present that I got yea its was cool and all,
But I think after having it for so long I can honestly say, I woulda settled for a ball.
Through all of my experiences, like losing someone one close,
It was there staring back at me, unwanted, like a burnt peice of toast.
I have did some thinking, and if its all the same to you,
I think I'll just trash the thing, it down right pitiful.
But like I said thanks a bunch because I got some fun from it too,
I just wish the damn thing would have come with directions because, how it works, I haven't got a clue!
Well so long and thanks again, really, its been a blast
A crappy life, and a crappy death, gifts with little contrast.

Return policy on life......Anyone know where a wal-mart is I need to take something back.

by Neji2017
posted on 06/24/2008