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Funny Poems

Directions (read description before reading this poem) by harley

these are the directions listed on my mousse can

The Power Of Bleach by Alomentis

This was another contest poem, the theme being "Laundry Detergent"

I'm Not Your Stalker by forgottenfairy

I wrote this as a joke to one of my friends. hope you all enjoy it.

My Kitty by solonely

my friend and I were bored so I started petting her head and saying good kitty kitty and she laughed and said I should write a poem about it

Pudding by darknessofcrows

*giggle* if you wanted something stupid then you've come the right place..... this makes NO sense what-so-ever..... so enjoy.

Deja Vu by messengerbird

high

My Water Bong :] by BrokenSmile831

lol its amazing some of the friends you make over the years :] bubble bubble bubble :] hehe

If I Was A Duck by DarkAngel

hehe this is funny....i lyk it

Hickory Dickory Dock by MechanicalAnimal

I've lost my mind!

i hate her by dizzylizzy16

my ex-bestfriend stabbed me in the back. here's a little poem for her