I'm the high school stereotype

Hi, I’m the high school stereotype,
And I’m going to be your guide,
I am going to help you to avoid,
A most certain social suicide,

Well start with your smile,
You'll have to throw that out,
Because all the cool kids here,
They only ever pout,

And now your charming innocence,
Just leave that by the door,
Because boys won’t take a second look,
If you don’t act like a whore,

And now down to the outfit,
You have got it all wrong,
So hitch that skirt up,
Modesty never helped anyone get along,

So now you’re all ready,
To join the high school ranks,
Oh! you’re going to fit in so well,
With the bitches and the skanks!

So just remember what I’ve taught you,
And never be yourself,
Because it sometime gets confusing,
When you don’t fit onto our shelf.

by shirotora
posted on 03/24/2008