A Bunch Of Words

Just a bunch of words at the top of my head
I just had to write them down before my brain went dead
O last 2 years in September my aunt was wed
I was there and in a really bad mood
I had wished she tripped on her dress
And the cameramen took pictures that were the best
But she didn't fall on that long white dress
I was there sitting on the side of the church's west
Watching as the bride's maids and flower girl took off their shoes
He was on his knees and she on a chair
The priest said some kind of crap, I just didn't care
The party after was off the hook
If you only saw how my grandfather looked
Did I tell you me and my cousin tried to poison the newly weds
Damn but they both smelt it and shook their heads
My feet were killing me I had to take off my shoes
Because my cousin's boyfriend kept stepping on my toes
The day before and after the wedding there were both parties
Loved the parties hated the wedding
And my story comes to an end
O and by the way the words at top of my head
I had forgotten them, my brain was already dead

by friendZdogZ
posted on 07/22/2007