Wasted life

After he had died his life fell apart.

First, his wife found out at the funeral
Of a blow-job and rampant sex ordeal
In the office cupboard with his secretary.
An unfortunate mix-up with the seating.

Secondly, his daughter found out
About his previous gambling addictions
Which resulted in her university fund
Depleting prior to her twelfth year.

Finally his son was left crushed
When he realised that all close
Had known him for a homosexual
But had shushed it out of etiquette.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Could you all please lift your glasses
In memory of a great man.

Fewer than expected.

by mtillier
posted on 04/12/2009