Very Explicit

There was a young man from bedforshire,
Who often said he liked head from her,

There was a young man from Argyle,
When on the toilet he took quite a while..

I know a girl from deaven,
And when she's sucking d*** she's in heaven

I know a guy from the north
He was quite good at sleeping with wh**s

I know a guy from poland,
He licks pussy when he's in no-land

I know a guy from the east,
Who likes tapping his feet

I know a girl from the west
Who likes to get wet

I know a girl from the south,
Who likes a fat one in her mouth.

I like a bitch from outer space,
especially when I lick her to cum on my face.

by someone
posted on 06/08/2009