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the best dog...yet!
My dog has no fear...
Yes, you herd it 1st here...
my dogs the best...
lets put her to the TEST!
I tell her to roll over,
she just stares,
i tell her to play fetch plz,
instead she trys to humpp me..
Her favorte food...
saddley is an egg...
i fed it to her..
then for thanks...
she pissed on my leg..
I had a bad day..
go home to take a nap..
lay on my bed next to her..
found droplits of crap?!?!
she ran around,
i said your gong to the pound,
she looked at me and said..,
"i left you more presents on your bed..."
the best dog yet :D
by RoseNthorns
posted on 01/30/2008
Yes, you herd it 1st here...
my dogs the best...
lets put her to the TEST!
I tell her to roll over,
she just stares,
i tell her to play fetch plz,
instead she trys to humpp me..
Her favorte food...
saddley is an egg...
i fed it to her..
then for thanks...
she pissed on my leg..
I had a bad day..
go home to take a nap..
lay on my bed next to her..
found droplits of crap?!?!
she ran around,
i said your gong to the pound,
she looked at me and said..,
"i left you more presents on your bed..."
the best dog yet :D
by RoseNthorns
posted on 01/30/2008
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Comment by BrokenN2: Jun 24, 2008 7:04 pm
lolComment by MindTwister: Jan 30, 2008 6:44 pm
lol very funny vote up defo!Comment by mrmack: Jan 30, 2008 6:51 pm
LOL KOOL.. I LIKE THIS ONEComment by virtualbubblewrap: Jan 30, 2008 7:57 pm
lol sounds just like my dog
what kind is?Comment by RoseNthorns: Jan 30, 2008 8:33 pm
its a chocolate lab lmao!Comment by virtualbubblewrap: Jan 31, 2008 5:55 am
lol nice mine is a Begel (sorry cant spell)not bagelComment by 13YearOldAngel: Jan 31, 2008 6:28 am
haha! XD Nice!!!Comment by cryingblackblood: Jan 31, 2008 12:33 pm
wow stupid dog....shes a she and she humps...lsbo doggyComment by friendZdogZ: Feb 2, 2008 9:52 am
lol nice doggie. and lol blackblood is funny.
and i totally voted for this poem
Comment by TheWorldIsAStage: Feb 6, 2008 6:45 pm
haha cute poem.
Well you see (referring to cryingblackblood) dogs hump to show dominance, so it could be a she or a he, it doesn't mean that the dog has an attraction to the leg or whatever.
(to RoseNthorns) how old is your dog? cuz if it's a puppy it might have trouble controlling its bladder, or if it's old then it might be the same scenario. If not you might want to check what kind of food you're feeding it or if she has worms or something. Or maybe your dog just has a dominance problems and goes to the bathroom everywhere, and pees on you, and humps you to show that she's dominant. I'm not sure I'm not a dog expert.
Comment by teardrops: Feb 12, 2008 7:40 pm
lol I agree with 13yearoldangel!!Comment by oceanreverie: Feb 24, 2008 7:10 pm
well this certainly is funny, but I'm a bit OCD with spelling and there are a few errors. But otherwise, I love it. I've never had a dog before, my family only ever gets cats, so I found this really entertaining. Great job, keep it up!Comment by mysterygrl: May 12, 2008 11:23 am
wow this is a very good and funny poem!Comment by jacobc: Jul 21, 2008 10:03 pm
Ahhahah, this is really good, it made me lol at 2, and I dont wanna be loud so it was good =]