So Tired

im so tired
im ready to fall asleep
but my eyes wont close
ive already tried counting sheep
nothing is working
whats wrong with me
maybe my bladders full
lets go pee
......
nope that didnt work eithor
so what next
i dont know
maybe a snack will do
.......
nope that didnt work
i had pop tarts i had 2
maybe i just shouldnt sleep
so i sit up
damnit where is the romote
i cant turn on the t.v.
ill go find it
........
found it under the bed
now the t.v. cuts on
"sleeping matress: is what the lady said
i go buy a new matress
.......
the sh*t doesnt work
damnit all that money and still no sleep
i give up
im laying back down
lets try again..counting sheep

by lookinfortherightgal
posted on 07/24/2007