Shave me please

Knock Knock
Who's there?
A greasy old man covered in hair
So what do you want? what do i care?
I need a razor to shave of this hair
Well i dont shave, i haven't got any
Please mister i got hair on my belly
Oh fine please come in, ewww you have grease on your chin
So lets see what i can do, here's a knife i'll sharpen for you
Oh thank you that feels great we should keep in touch or do you wanna be my mate?
I don't mean to sound mean, but i'm a kinda person who likes to stay clean
Oh ok but it feels so much better maybe i could write you a letter?
Thats it! get out and don't come back, but mister you forgot to shave up my crack!

by stitchgrin
posted on 07/21/2007