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school on pills

Sitting here in class
O how I wish I could be high
Percocet
Or
Vicodin
I just want to cry

Without you math sucks
And English surly blows
O how I want just one
Ill suck it up my nose

For 3 bucks I can get some
From a dude in a bathroom stall
And 15 minuets later
Ill be stumbling down the hall

Watch out computer app
I am about to have some fun
I dare you to piss me off
The stapler is my gun

Lunch time is always fun
With magic mystery meat
Take a little mashed potatoes
And you can stick it to a seat

I’m walking into biology
The bell has already rung
The teacher starts to yell at me
But there’s valume
On my tongue
And in class were dissecting frogs
And you dare give me a knife
Come here you stupid desk im about to end your life

Ill carve into your heart
A mark so deep so true
It will stick with you forever
Till someone covers it in glue

Right before I go to sleep
I have to take a poo
Omg someone just farted
Was it me or was it you


(c)


by SYNTHETIKoNIGHTMARE
posted on 12/31/1969

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Comment by gothic666angel6: Jan 11, 2007 12:58 pm
wow thats pretty hilarious, i know some people that would love that last stanza... and i loved the lines about killing a desk... i wanna try that! hehehe, i dont need drugs me gots teh natural high! awsome poem!!!!!
Comment by NIKKIx: Jan 11, 2007 6:47 pm
This is pretty much hysterical lol
Comment by ragingquiet13: Jan 14, 2007 8:24 pm
wow hilarious cept the last stanza thts just dumb
Comment by prncezz: Jan 17, 2007 1:33 pm
that was good! i nearly pissed my pants! lolz
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