Mr. Edgars Big Toe
There is a man i happened to know named Edgar Phillip J. Poe.
He walked out barefoot
into the snow and found
a rather large old toe.
He took it in and fed it hotdogs,
and biscuits,
and sausage and ham,
until it was stepped on by a very large ram.
He mourned for the toe his dearest of friends,
until his wounds did mend.
So heres the moral before you all go if you own a ram dont adopt a new toe.
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crimposted on 12/31/1969
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