Mother Goose Cooked my Innocence

*Warning Crude Language is used*

Little boy blue, blew his horn
The day little bo peep
Went all hickory dickory dock
and sucked his cock
until the mouse ran down her clock

and hey diddle diddle
the cat choked on that fiddle
and in despair
Jack flew through the air
and cleared the candle stick
Only to land in the lake

So now the sandman can only pray
that he will sleep someday
Drinking life away
With humpty dumpty who can't put his life together again

Lucy Locket lost her pocket
so she ding dong belled to make ends meet
and now she enjoys a corner seat
Selling her fleshy wares on the street

But jack and Jill
is the saddest still
couldn't ever climb that hill
not together anyway
So jack said hush and bye baby
and jumped off London bridge
Falling all the way down
Thusly breaking his crown
and poor Jill, It rained and it rained
but it never Goes away
So one night Pop went the weasel
and so did Jill's lovley head
leaving the world a faintly colored red

So here we are rung around the rosie
back where we started
except the world seems a lot less innocent now
that the moon caught up with the cow

They never tell you what happens after the Rhyme

by darksideofme
posted on 09/30/2009