Little Pig, Little Pig

"Little Pig, little pig
I love you" quacked Mr. Duck anyhow
“You poor thing” Replied Ms. Pig
“I’m engaged to Sir cow,”
Sadly the cow itself is much too big to fit inside my house!”

“It doesn’t matter!” Mooed Sir Cow
“I’ve told you quite enough,
That I much prefer Lady Cricket
Even though she’s not that buff!”
“Her size doesn’t turn me off though,”
He continued, “She’s hot stuff!”

“Will you shut up!?” asked Lady Cricket
“When it’s as obvious as fleas on a dog,
It’s not you I want; indeed it’s Mr. Frog!”
“He’s not a ruffian like yourself,
In fact he’s quite polite.”
“And I’m sure,” she continued
“That he will fall for me some night!”

“You’re quite wrong, Lady Cricket!”
Mr. Frog groaned “And I’ve had it!”
“I told you that I’ve always had a soft spot for Madame Rabbit!”
“Her fur is soft and fluffy, her voice pretty and clear.”
“Her eyes they glow like stars!” He croaked
“I’ve always held her dear!”

“Mr. Frog you can forget it!”
Snapped Madame Rabbit, “I’m taken by,
That handsome little fellow we all know as Senor Fly!”

“And you can forget it too!” buzzed Senor Fly
As he waltzed high in the air
“I’ve been in love awhile now to my fair Lady Black Bear!”

“Oh well, that’s too bad,” growled Black Bear
“My heart’s set on Darling Cat.”

“That’s sweet and all,” purred Mr. Cat
“But not another word!
All my years I’ve always loved dazzling little bird!”

“This is all so tragic!” chirped Little Bird
“ Mr. Cat, you’re out of luck!
Everyone knows, sure as day that I’m enchanted with Mr. Duck!”

by chinawhite
posted on 07/18/2008