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If I Was A Duck

If vodka was water and i was a duck
i'd swin to the bottom and drink my way up
but water aint vodka and i aint no duck
so pass the damn vodka nd shut the fuck up

by DarkAngel
posted on 07/16/2007

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Comment by BrokenN2: Jun 24, 2008 7:05 pm

lol

Comment by PoemWritingGuy: Jul 16, 2007 5:08 am

LMAO!!! Vote up! Vote up! Open smile

Comment by MsKeys1707: Jul 16, 2007 8:46 am

LOL.. This is Hilarious Smiley

Good rhyming too!!

Comment by RedRoseLove: Jul 16, 2007 5:02 pm

ROFLMAO!!! Hells yeah! I can so relate to this poem!

Comment by phyuthar: Jul 17, 2007 9:35 pm

LMFAO i love it xD

Comment by friendZdogZ: Jul 18, 2007 12:26 am

lmao
o man tat's funny good stuff

Comment by poorlacrymosa: Jul 19, 2007 11:19 am

lmao. I like that poem.

Comment by xoxlostlovexox: Jul 23, 2007 10:25 pm

lmao!!!awesome!!!

Comment by zoem200: Jul 25, 2007 10:27 am

seen it before on somebodys bebo but never the less still funny Smiley

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Comment by EllieBell: Aug 25, 2007 9:51 am

I thought that was so freking funny

Comment by virtualbubblewrap: Sep 9, 2007 7:24 pm

-:.. Ducks rock

Comment by Basil: Sep 26, 2007 4:39 am

Thats HILARIOUS. NICE ONE

Comment by HeartlessAngel: Nov 1, 2007 12:07 pm

lol! that's fuckin' funny!

Comment by tiemeup: Nov 6, 2007 7:39 pm

omg i have a litle word for you called talented!! lol good one!

Comment by Sari: Nov 25, 2007 5:57 pm

that is funny!!!

Comment by trinipoet18: Jul 6, 2008 11:42 am

lmaoo

Comment by MyMisery: Dec 4, 2007 9:38 am

yeah thats kool nice

Comment by OneManGang: Dec 11, 2007 3:10 pm

to funny vote up

Comment by Meggers: Mar 17, 2008 12:53 pm

omg that was so funny! i love it! VOTE UP ALL THE WAY!

Comment by DaMaGeD: Mar 21, 2008 3:53 pm

WOO!!! nice poem! Smiley

Comment by Angelsvoice: Jun 9, 2008 10:39 am

hahahah wow thats amazing
im still laughing lol

Comment by Angelsvoice: Jun 9, 2008 10:40 am

hahahah wow thats amazing
im still laughing lol

Comment by Sam: Jul 5, 2008 10:41 am

Ok, you made me laugh.

Comment by jacobc: Jul 21, 2008 10:08 pm

Thats HALARIOUS!

Comment by TaintedThorn: Jul 23, 2008 3:14 am

lmafao..that is inasanely funny...

Comment by SexyMunchkin: Jan 19, 2009 3:06 am

heard a thousand times before but still funny...

...SxcMunch...

Comment by bribri172: Jan 26, 2009 6:15 pm

roflmao it is so funny

Comment by Klaara: Feb 6, 2009 12:22 am

I am a duck!

Comment by darkhalo15: Jul 13, 2009 4:57 pm

lol!!

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