I Fainted

I jumped off the couch,
and ran to the phone.
"Hello, is your mom there?"
said Bill in his slow tone.
"Hold on just a sec."
I said then walked toward the stair.
I made it two steps then collapsed,
never before fainted, an occasion so rare.
A moment later I awoke,
wondering how the fuck i got there.
My last memory was of me laying,
half asleep in the living room.
I thought i rolled off the couch,
but landed far away with a "boom!"
I couldn't remember,
what had happened in between.
Then I saw the phone in my hand,
but I knew Bill's hearing wasn't too keen.
So I walked up the stairs,
and my mom told him she'd call him back.
My whole ordeal was in vain,
as a matter of fact.
So I walked back and collapsed,
to once again fall asleep.
And laughed to myself for a while,
knowing that memory I would keep.
For I still couldn't remember,
I just knew it must have happened.
how else could I explain it,
I had fainted, so what?

by gothic666angel6
posted on 12/31/1969