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Happy Birthday!!

Turn and twist. Rock and roll
It’s your birthday
Dude time to loose control!
So bend your legs and shake your feet
Dance crazy to the funky beats!

Open presents and eat your cake
It’s your birthday so stuff your face
Buy anything and spend money
It’s your day, time to be wild

When you get sick of the cake
Call me, I’ll get you a milkshake
Don’t throw up on the floor
Hold it in and eat some more

Take my advice you won’t regret it
Except tomorrow you’ll vomit
That’s what you get for listening to me
Happy birthday, oh and I think in your pants you just peed

by friendZdogZ
posted on 05/30/2008

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Comment by friendZdogZ: May 30, 2008 1:11 pm
thanks. oh ok, well if i forget to tell him happy b-day, tell him for me
Comment by zoe: May 30, 2008 12:37 pm
omg that was halariose its holychilds b day to day and hes 21
Comment by clinxi: May 31, 2008 11:29 pm
OMG THATS FUNNY AS BAKKS LMAO AWSUMMMM OHH I BETTER GO EAT SOME CAKE
Comment by oceanreverie: Jun 5, 2008 1:12 pm
hahahaha i love this! its hilarious! great job!
Comment by Sari: Jun 10, 2008 5:30 pm
i would give it to my friend
Comment by TheWorldIsAStage: Jun 12, 2008 4:23 pm
Wow I wish this was on hallmark card or something, it's awesome.
Comment by Nickole: Jun 13, 2008 12:08 pm
hahah mi nice is bout to turn 7 tomorrow i hacve to read this to her she just gonna die
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