Don't make me do stuff....

I HATE DOING LAUNDRY!
It's meticulous boring and dumb.
I HATE FOLDING CLOTHES!
It takes time and it's unnecessary.
I HATE NEEDING QUARTERS!
Nobody ever ever ever has change.
I HATE LAUNDRY DETERGENT!
It runs out too fast and makes my skin sticky.
I HATE HAVING TO DO STUFF!
What's up with those robots that do stuff for you.
I WANT MY MOMMY!
Wait I've been doing laundry since age 7.
I DON'T NEED YOU MOMMY!
Sorry false alarm what I really need is a maid.
I NEED A SEXY STRIPPING MAID!
Someone should give me a lot of money.
TOO MANY COMPLICATIONS!
I just cannot survive in this harsh world today.

by Venivik
posted on 08/06/2009