Austrailian Super Market (Song)

walking into a grocery store
gunna buy some more (Tampons)

going in the back to see what is in the cooler
just knocked over a big cup of rulers

open the door to grab a mountain dew
but there wasn't any so I yelled, "hey I'm gonna sue"

(Chorus)
the owner said
"don't start a law suite or you'll be dead"

so I moved on down to the cereal aisle
the I noticed that I got bit by a crocodile

(Chorus)

so I went to go buy a pound of ham
I found out in was smothered in jam

(Chorus)

My sister came into the store
and she told me I had to go home before I started another war

by funkyninja898
posted on 07/29/2008