Asparagus

An Old man
attacking poor little kids
and then dying a painful death
the day before Halloween who then died his hair blue
in his grave
while he was eating an artichoke that was the
size of a basketball.
Then he started to peepee in his pants because he was on his period so he
dipped the artichoke in chocolate so he thought
it was yummy and then started his own business in heaven and met Abe Lincoln who
told him a lie and then started making out with him then George Washington
got mad at him and confessed he was gay and the Old Man started cursing at him
because he wanted Abe for himself then the old
man hooked up with Saddam Huisane who pulled a
Jordan while Borat ate a
hot fudge Sunday then they all drank red bull and
got wings which is how Borat flew up to heaven then
Ashley Tisdale put on her happy bunny pants and
ate clam chowder.

by xxilovetohatetoloveyouxx
posted on 03/05/2008