chopsticks in my anus

i was sitting in my tub one day
and then something sharp went up my way
oh my! there is a chopstick in my anus!
it's sticking out - LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!
i jumped up in terror and smacked my head on the window.
glass and blood flew everywhere
ow.
ow I say
your mother is gay
i saw her with another woman...there she lay.
oh yeah, i have a chopstick up my anus
ow

by chunkyhunky
posted on 03/10/2008