Funny Quotes About Weddings & Marriage - Page 2
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Every man should marry - and no woman
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
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