Funny Quotes About Weddings & Marriage - Page 2

The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Minnie Pearl

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

Every man should marry - and no woman
Bernjamin Disraeli

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson

Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Beverly Nichols

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby

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