Funny Quotes About Teamwork - Page 2
Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry.
A group is a bunch of people in an elevator. A team is also a bunch of people in an elevator, but the elevator is broken!
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
Teachers call it copying. We call it "teamwork."
It's called "teamwork" but most of the time it's everyone sitting around until one man does all the work.
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