Funny Swing Vote Quotes

Swing Vote is about the U.S. presidential election that is decided by the vote of one man. It is a comedy-drama, even though from the sound it doesn't seem like it. Anyway, below are some funny quotes from the movie.

Bud Johnson: What kind of kid would rather sit in a crummy classroom than be out here.
Molly Johnson: What kind of father goes fishing when he should be looking for a new job.
Bud Johnson: Fine.
Molly Johnson: Fine.

Molly Johnson: Don't forget today.
Bud Johnson: What's today?
Molly Johnson: Election day, dummy.
Bud Johnson: Well I'm not even registered.
Molly Johnson: I registered for you in the mail.
Bud Johnson: Well that's just great. I can get jury duty now.

Molly Johnson: I read about you in the paper. They said you'd do anything to win, even if it meant selling your mother's soul.
Martin Fox: If you met my mother you'd understand.

John Sweeney: This is OJ big.... bigger!

Bud Johnson: I know exactly what you mean Andy!
Andrew Boone: Do you?
Bud Johnson: [short silence] Maybe not...

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