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What kind of kid would rather sit in a crummy classroom than be out here.
Molly Johnson:
What kind of father goes fishing when he should be looking for a new job.
Bud Johnson:
Fine.
Molly Johnson:
Fine.
Molly Johnson:
Don't forget today.
Bud Johnson:
What's today?
Molly Johnson:
Election day, dummy.
Bud Johnson:
Well I'm not even registered.
Molly Johnson:
I registered for you in the mail.
Bud Johnson:
Well that's just great. I can get jury duty now.
Molly Johnson:
I read about you in the paper. They said you'd do anything to win, even if it meant selling your mother's soul.
Martin Fox:
If you met my mother you'd understand.
John Sweeney:
This is OJ big.... bigger!
Bud Johnson:
I know exactly what you mean Andy!
Andrew Boone:
Do you?
Bud Johnson: [short silence]
Maybe not...
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