Funny Quotes From Stuart Larkin on Mad TV - Page 2Stuart Larkin: Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.
Piano Teacher: OK, Stuart. Have you practiced?
Stuart Larkin: Hm hmm.
Piano Teacher: You're not lying to me, are you, Stuart?
Stuart Larkin: [evil voice] If I said I did it, I did it!
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who lie should expect tragedy to visit them on a regular basis.
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice a better reason to exist.
Stuart Larkin: [talking to the Tooth Fairy] Don't jump on the bed. My mom says only Italians do that.
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