Funny Quotes About Stress
We have all been there. Stress is one of the worst feelings imaginable. When it gets too awful, we lose hair, raise our blood pressure, and even suffer heart attacks. The only way to deal with it is to take a deep breath, step back from the problem, and have someone else deal with it. Just kidding! In reality, it's difficult to manage. I should know, I have the problem too.
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Below are some funny quotes to read. It's a good way to poke fun at stress and lower your blood pressure.
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.
More important, you have to stay happy and positive or the stress will kill you - but at least it will make you skinny!
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Money stress is what used to remind me of my dad most.
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