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Funny Quotes About Stress

We have all been there. Stress is one of the worst feelings imaginable. When it gets too awful, we lose hair, raise our blood pressure, and even suffer heart attacks. The only way to deal with it is to take a deep breath, step back from the problem, and have someone else deal with it. Just kidding! In reality, it's difficult to manage. I should know, I have the problem too.

Below are some funny quotes to read. It's a good way to poke fun at stress and lower your blood pressure.

A quote about stress.
A stress does nothing quotation.
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
Jane Wagner
There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency.
Natalie Goldberg
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Anonymous
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
Richard Carlson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.
Amy Alcott
More important, you have to stay happy and positive or the stress will kill you - but at least it will make you skinny!
Joely Fisher
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew Perry
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
Money stress is what used to remind me of my dad most.
Ted Rall
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