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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.
John De Paola
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
Sydney J. Harris
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell
No one can get inner peace by pouncing on it.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Stress is like spice - in the right proportion it enhances the flavor of a dish. Too little produces a bland, dull meal; too much may choke you.
Donald Tubesing
I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.
Anonymous
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