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Alright everybody. Sleeping arrangement--Brennan, you're going to be sharing a room with Dale. Just until the two of you get job and you move out.
Dale: [whispers]
Hey, are you awake?
Brennan: [whispers]
Yeah.
Dale: [whispers]
I hate your guts.
Brennan: [whispers]
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.
Dale:
This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!
Brennan:
Alright!
[from trailer]
[Brennan plays on drumset]
Dale:
Did you touch my drumset?
Brennan:
Nope.
Dale:
Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan:
I was watching cops.
Nancy:
I think they are starting to like each other.
[Brennan hits Dale on the head, he falls back into a hole. Brennan shovels dirt ontop of him.]
Dale:
What are you doing?!?
Brennan:
I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying]
I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
Brennan:
You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Dale:
OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
Brennan and Dale:
Philosoraptor.
Brennan:
Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with?Brennan and Dale:
John Stamos.
Dale:
WHAT?!?
Brennan:
Did we just become best friends?
Dale:
YEP!
Robert:
You have one month to find jobs, you're on your asses.
Brennan and Dale:
WHAT?
Robert:
I'll arrange interviews and you will go!
Interviewer:
Whose this gentleman sitting behind you?
Dale: [peeks from behind Brennan]
Hello Miss Lady!
Interviewer:
You can't...
Brennan:
Shu... shut your mouth.
Interviewer:
You shouldn't tell the person who is interviewing you to shut their mouth.
Brennan:
You're sounding stupid now.
Interviewer:
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Brennan:
You're just coming off stupid.
Interviewer:
Please leave this office.
Brennan:
Do we get any sort of souvenir?
Interviewer:
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Dale: [to parents]
Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan: [pleading]
It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Robert:
You're adults, you can do what you want.
Dale:
This is the funnest night ever!
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