Funny Quotes From Step Brothers - Page 2Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy]
I've traveled five hundred miles to give my seed.
Brennan has a man-gina!
I manage a baseball team.
Oh, little league?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing]
You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Dr. Robert Doback: [about his dream to be a dinosaur]
So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that.
How is that even a skill?
Why are you so sweaty?
I was watching Cops.
Dale Doback: [both waking up from dreams on top of each other]
Oh no, I'm late for school.
I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
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