Funny Quotes From Spaceballs - Page 2Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Dot Matrix: It's either that 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!
Lone Starr: On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!
Lone Starr: Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
Barf: Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.
King Roland: Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car.
Princess Vespa: It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!
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