Funny Quotes From Semi-Pro - Page 2Jackie Moon:
Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't play drunk.
Well actually there is.
If you see an opossum, kill it. It's not a pet.
No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!
Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine off the court.
You calling me a jive turkey?
I'm so excited I can't feel my arms!
Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son. And he has done more for this city than any human being who's ever lived on this planet!
With the possible exception of eh, Henry Ford... Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that.
Father Pat the Ref:
Corndogs, Jackie! Corndogs, for all these people!
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