Funny Quotes From Semi-Pro - Page 2
Jackie Moon:Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
Jackie Moon:
Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't play drunk.
Dick Pepperfield:
Well actually there is.
Jackie Moon:
If you see an opossum, kill it. It's not a pet.
Jackie Moon:
No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!
Dick Pepperfield:
Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine off the court.
Lou Redwood:
You calling me a jive turkey?
Jackie Moon:
I'm so excited I can't feel my arms!
Lou Redwood:
Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son. And he has done more for this city than any human being who's ever lived on this planet!
Dick Pepperfield:
With the possible exception of eh, Henry Ford... Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that.
Father Pat the Ref:
Corndogs, Jackie! Corndogs, for all these people!
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