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An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
Edith Evans
"Woman" is my slave name; feminism will give me freedom to seek some other identity altogether.
Ann Snitow, "A Gender Diary," Conflicts in Feminism
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
Paris Hilton
I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
Diane Ackerman
Deliver me from your cold phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands.
Abigail Adams, Letter to John Adams
Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit.
Dianne Feinstein
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