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Hilarious Quotes On Women

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Rita Rudner
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'.
Jeffrey Bernard
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Seymour Hicks
Women are an alien race set down among us.
John Updike
I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.
Bernard Cornwell
I know little of women. But I've heard dread tales.
Harold Pinter
The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Table Talk
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
Geoffrey Chuacer, The Canterbury Tales
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