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Funny Quotes About Women

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde

When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands.
H.L. Mencken

When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong

I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
Rebecca West

Women add zest to the unlicenced hours.
Allen Thomas

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often.
Oliver Hereford

My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name.
Patrick Murray

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own appartment.
Jay Leno

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