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Funny Quotes About Women
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands.
H.L. Mencken
When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
Rebecca West
Women add zest to the unlicenced hours.
Allen Thomas
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often.
Oliver Hereford
My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name.
Patrick Murray
As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own appartment.
Jay Leno
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