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Funny Quotes From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is the second film of the Pirates of the Caribbean series. However, unlike other sequels, this one is as good as the first. There's tons of adventure, laughter, and other awesomeness. Johnny Depp does an amazing job in his return as Captain Sparrow. Don't just take my word for it, the following are some funny quotes from the movie.

Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.
Davey Jones: What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?
Davey Jones: [Laughs] Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.
Gibbs: Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny. What with the Isle de Muerta going all pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it.
Leech: And the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic.
Marty: And the hurricane.
The captain does seem to be acting a bit strange... er.
Marty
Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers] Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Drunken Cantina Pirate: [signing the roster to join the crew] My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die. Gibbs: Perfect!
Captain Bellamy: [he sees that the quartermaster and the bursar are arguing over a dress] If you both fancy the dress, you'll just have to share, and wear it one after the other.
Burser: It's not like that, sir. The ship is haunted.
Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique.
Norrington: *Unique* here having the meaning of *broken*?
Jack Sparrow: True enough.
Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Will Turner: Time to go.
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