Funny Quotes From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is the second film of the series. However, unlike other sequels, this one is as good as the first. There's tons of adventure, laughter, and other awesomeness. Don't just take my word for it, the following are some funny quotes from the movie.Davey Jones:
You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: [quickly]
Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.
What is your purpose here?
Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?
Davey Jones: [Laughs]
Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.
Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny. What with the Isle de Muerta going all pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it.
And the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic.
And the hurricane.
The captain does seem to be acting a bit strange... er.
Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers]
Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth]
You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Drunken Cantina Pirate: [signing the roster to join the crew]
My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die.Gibbs:
Captain Bellamy: [he sees that the quartermaster and the bursar are arguing over a dress]
If you both fancy the dress, you'll just have to share, and wear it one after the other.
It's not like that, sir. The ship is haunted.
My compass is unique.
*Unique* here having the meaning of *broken*?
What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Time to go.
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