Funny Quotes From Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is the third film of the series. It's as good as the first, and some even think it's better than the rest. Jack Sparrow is back and he is full of adventure and fun for the entire family. The following are some funny quotes from the movie.Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raises his hand]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!
"Up is down"? Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
Jack Sparrow, reading off a map
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.
Lord Cutler Beckett
He won't choose me. *I* wouldn't choose me!
Bootstrap Bill Turner, about Will having to choose between Elizabeth and him
You can do nothing without the key!
I already have the key!
Davy Jones: [shows the key]
No you don't.
Oh, that key.
[Sao Feng holds a knife near a frightened Asian man]
Captain Sao Feng:
Drop your weapons, or I kill the man!
Barbossa: Kill him, he's not our man.
William, have you noticed something? Or rather, something that's not there to be noticed?
You haven't sounded the alarm.
Odd, isn't it? Not as odd as this...
[referring to Will strapping the dead bodies of East India Co. soldiers to barrels and dropping them overboard]
Jack, it would never have worked out between us.
Keep telling yourself that, darling.
[Elizabeth tries to kiss Jack and he moves away] Jack Sparrow:
Once was quite enough!
Ragetti: [of Davy Jones]
So he wasn't always so... tentacley?
Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!
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Dead Man's Chest
Curse of the Black Pearl
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