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Humorous New Year Quotes

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Anonymous

Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin

I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Robert Paul

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
William Thomas

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Charles Lamb

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
John Selden

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Anais Nin

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter

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