Hilarious New Year's Quotations - Page 2
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
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It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter
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