Hilarious Motorcycling Quotes - Page 2
A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.
Mary Kay Blakely
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor.
Midnight bugs taste best.
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle.
200mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool right before the part where you die.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Life is too short for traffic.
There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.
Roadracing motorcycles makes heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty.
Peter S. Egan
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