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A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.
Mary Kay Blakely
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Anonymous
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor.
David Perry
Midnight bugs taste best.
Anonymous
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle.
Lucinda Williams
200mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool right before the part where you die.
A. Duthie
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Anonymous
Life is too short for traffic.
Dan Bellack
There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.
Ernest Hemingway
Roadracing motorcycles makes heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty.
Peter S. Egan
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