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Funny Quotes From Men in Tights - Page 2

Achoo: Hey, Blinkin!
Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?
Little John: Let's face it. You've gotta be a man to wear tights!
Achoo: What part of Georgia you from? South Central?
Abbot: We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of... Mervin? Your name is Mervin?
Sheriff of Rottingham: Yes! Yes get on with it.
Abbot: OK... Mervin.
Achoo: Man, white men can't jump!
Broomhilde: No ding-ding without a wedding ring!
Man in church: Hey Abbot!
Abbot: I hate that guy!
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: [being a lookout] Guessing. I guess no one's coming.
Robin Hood: Lend me your ears!
[everyone throws their ears at him]
Robin Hood: That's disgusting!
Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene!
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