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Hello sir. Hi are you alright?
Dave [mini-Dave]:
Contact everyone. Our first verbal encounter.
Dave:
Thank you for your concern.[a really high pitched voice]
Gina:
That's our cat Boras.
Janessa:
Cats, here we go sir.
Dave:
We're under attack![kicks cat]
Crew:
We are on the brink of anarchy!
Dave [mini-Dave]:
Not now I'm trying to let the music take me.
[Dave's mouth opens]
Police officer #1:
If you are trying to freak me out it's not going to work.
[people walk out of Dave's mouth]
Police officer #2:
Ew!
Police officer #1:
Alright that's going to freak me out a little.
[Dave sneezes, mini-Dave and Janessa fall out]
Dave [mini-Dave]:
Blown out of my own nose!
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