Funny Quotes From Kung Fu Panda - Page 2

Panda: Uh, are they gonna watch, or should I just wait until they get back to work or somethin'?

Panda: You've never seen Bear Style!

Panda: Whoa, the Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Shifu: Very good, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

Shifu: There is now a level 0.

Tigress: If he was smart, he wouldn't come back up those stairs.

Tai Lung: You can't defeat me. You're just a big, fat panda.

Mr. Ping: Can you imagine me making tofu?! [Chuckles at the thought]

[Tai Lung is severely battered after being belly-bumped by Po and crashing through the ground like in many a classic cartoon]
Tai Lung: [weakly] You... can't defeat me. You.... you're just a big... fat...panda.
[Po pinches his finger]
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda. [he lifts up his pinky finger]
Tai Lung: [gasps] The Wuxi Finger Hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. [Tai Lung smiles weakly] I figured it out. [Po then flexes his pinky finger, with Tai Lung's eyes widening in a "uh-oh" stare] Ska-doosh. [Unleashes a rippling wave of light that vanquishes Tai Lung]

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