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Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
Stephen Colbert
The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
Oscar Wilde
When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
James Joyce
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Laurence J. Peter
It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.
Stephen Fry
It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.
George Mikes
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Bill Cosby
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