Hilarious Fourth of July Quotes - Page 2
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
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It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.
It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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