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Humorous Halloween Quotes

When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.
R.L. Stine

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
Henry David Thoreau

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
Dee Snider

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
Christina Applegate

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.
Loretta Lynn

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
Gwen Stefani

Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.
Robert Kirby

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