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Funny Quotes About Growing Up - Page 2

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore
From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life
If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up! Not me!
J.M. Barrie
Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.
Kim Harrison, Pale Demon
Oh, she thought, how horrible it is that people have to grow up-and marry-and change!
L.M. Montgomery, Anne of the Island
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
P.J. O'Rourke
They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing.
Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
John Wooden
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?
Satchel Paige
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