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Hilarious Girl Quotations

Whether you are female or male you have to love girls. That is, girls as in females both young and old. They bring smiles to our face, beauty to our eyes, and thoughts to think about daily. They are special. They are unique. They are what make the world spin. Without them, we wouldn't exist. So let's celebrate who they are with these words.

Below you'll find some funny quotes about the gender which will make your tummy giggle.

Girls who keep diaries...
Men and opposites...
Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance -- but a good line is hard to resist.
Mae West
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
J.D. Salinger
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
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