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Funny Girl Quotes

Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance -- but a good line is hard to resist.
Mae West

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
J.D. Salinger

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr