Funny Quotes From Get Smart
Get Smart was one of my favorite shows to watch growing up on Nick at Night. The moment the film was announced I became extremely excited. And you know what? I loved every minute of it.
Below you'll see some of the many great funny quotes from the film.
How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
That actually makes sense.
Around the world our people are under attack. CHAOS has learned the identities of all of our field agents. They hit us and they hit us hard. Fortunately we have a new agent?
Who's that sir?
Maxwell Smart: [after he gets recruited as a new agent]
I request a cone of silence.
Maxwell Smart: [he doesn't press the button hard enough so everyone can hear him]
Oh, I'm so happy! I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
You didn't press the button hard enough...
Maxwell Smart: [while being held at gunpoint]
You have underestimated me and the element of SUPRAH![throws phone, but is hooked to a cord]
My name is Sigfried and I represent Chaos. Over the past few months we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons which we distributed to unstable dictators.
We don't follow the rules then what are we?
We're not people who jam staples into other peoples heads. That's CIA crap.
Did you see anything?
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
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