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Siegfried:
How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart:
If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried:
If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Maxwell Smart:
Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
[long pause]
Shtarker:
That actually makes sense.
[from trailer]
The Chief:
Around the world our people are under attack. CHAOS has learned the identities of all of our field agents. They hit us and they hit us hard. Fortunately we have a new agent?
Maxwell Smart:
Who's that sir?
Maxwell Smart: [after he gets recruited as a new agent]
I request a cone of silence.
Maxwell Smart: [he doesn't press the button hard enough so everyone can hear him]
Oh, I'm so happy! I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
Lloyd:
You didn't press the button hard enough...
Maxwell Smart:
Right.
Maxwell Smart: [while being held at gunpoint]
You have underestimated me and the element of SUPRAH![throws phone, but is hooked to a cord]
Sigried:
My name is Sigfried and I represent Chaos. Over the past few months we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons which we distributed to unstable dictators.
Agent 23:
We don't follow the rules then what are we?
The Chief:
We're not people who jam staples into other peoples heads. That's CIA crap.
Agent 99:
Did you see anything?
Maxwell Smart:
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
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