19 Funny Quotes About Food and Eating
Here are some great funny quotes to read while getting your food ready to eat. They are from comedians, writers, and other famous people. Laugh, cook, eat, and enjoy!
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Julia Child
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian, wine and tarragon make it French, sour cream makes it Russian, lemon and cinnamon make it Greek, soy sauce makes it Chinese, garlic makes it good.
Alice May Brock
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
P. J. O'Rourke
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis
The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
Andy Rooney
In Mexico, we have a word for sushi: bait.
José Simons
I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good – if it's the pepper or the oni.
Ulrik Stephens
Fun-sized Snickers? Who's this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these babies in a row to start having fun.
Jeff Carlin
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Jonathan Swift
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.
George Miller
Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy
The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.
Chinese Proverb
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Samuel Johnson
Never trust a skinny cook.
Iain Hewitson (Australian Celebrity Cook)
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