Funny Quotes About Breakups
Breakups are never quite that humorous; however, these quotation authors have a way of putting it to give off a little laughter. Below is a list of funny quotes from famous persons.
I broke up with someone, and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again." And I'm thinking, 'I hope not!' Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, "By the way, do you have a twin?"
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Iâ€™ll break up with someone on purpose.
Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.
Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
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