Funny Quotes About Breakups

Breakups are never quite that humorous; however, these quotation authors have a way of putting it to give off a little laughter. Below is a list of funny quotes from famous persons.

I broke up with someone, and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again." And I'm thinking, 'I hope not!' Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, "By the way, do you have a twin?"
Larry Miller

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Matt LeBlanc

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Iâ€™ll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner

Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.
Bob Udkoff

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
Cher

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn

Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Miss Piggy