Hilarious 18th Birthday Quotes - Page 2
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
In dog years, I'm dead.
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.
We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!
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