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Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you.
Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.
Easter is amazing. After all the sacrificing we do during Lent, it's great to be able to sin again.
Easter is hilarious. We have a bunny that poops eggs and everyone is OK with it.
You'd think that Easter egg hunting would be easier since they are covered in rabbit poop. No kids, it's not chocolate!
Everyone thinks that Easter egg hunting is a child's game, but I don't feel so bad after running them over when I get more chocolate eggs than they do.
If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets and shut it up in a tomb, but it will rise!
Clarence W. Hall
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
Linda Grayson
Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.
Todd Rundgren
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics.
Marvin Olasky
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