Funny Quotes About College - Page 2
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
Elbert Hubbard
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Clive James
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Second Law of Applied Terror
Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
George Lorimer
Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep.
W. H. Auden
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Will Rogers
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
Shelby Foote
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
G. B. Trudeau
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